As hard as it may be to believe in these austere times, my ship may have arrived. It appears I have won a legal settlement. As you see from the attached, I am entitled to $4, $8 or possibly even $10 in cash. You can imagine my excitement.

But as you may note on the attached, the lawyers get $5,368,000. Do you spot the problem with class action suits?

Happy Holidays!

 Class Action